The Captain ...
Welcome aboard............
"Good evening folks, this is the Captain speaking, welcome aboard Trans-Parent Airlines, flight 69, non-stop service to Dallas. We're currently cruising at 35,000 ft., bla bla bla... now, sit back, relax and enjoy your flight.".
Then, thinking he turned the mike off, he turns to his First Officer and says "Now what I really need is a red blooded woman and a cold beer". The Senior Flight Attendant, a young woman, is at the aft galley and runs to the cockpit to warn the Captain he left the mike on.
Just as she is about to open the door, an old lady sitting in First Class says: "Hey, don't forget the beer!".
:-)
"Good evening folks, this is the Captain speaking, welcome aboard Trans-Parent Airlines, flight 69, non-stop service to Dallas. We're currently cruising at 35,000 ft., bla bla bla... now, sit back, relax and enjoy your flight.".
Then, thinking he turned the mike off, he turns to his First Officer and says "Now what I really need is a red blooded woman and a cold beer". The Senior Flight Attendant, a young woman, is at the aft galley and runs to the cockpit to warn the Captain he left the mike on.
Just as she is about to open the door, an old lady sitting in First Class says: "Hey, don't forget the beer!".
:-)