Et par religiøse dogmer

Taoism: Shit happens
Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening
Confusianism: Confucius says: Shit happens
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough
Catholisism: Shit happens because you’re bad
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama
TV Evangalism: Send more shit
Atheism: No shit
Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shit happening
Jehovas Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t
Stoicism: This shit doesn’t bother me
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit

Go bundy!!Go bundy!!Go bundy!!Go bundy!!
Hehehe, fedt indlæg.
Fandango

Hehe ret sjovt, men synes også der er noget at tænke over ;O)
PiDK

Jeg synes, de er rigtig go'e!. Allesammen undtagen den linie, der handler om mig ;-)
Jeg ville hellere sige:
Protestantism: Shit happens but we don't care a damned shit about it
Hvis jeg vanen tro må være en anelse alvorlig er det fordi vi er kommet på lidt vel lang afstand af Gud.
Mvh Johannes