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I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch
and filled it with seed. Within a week we had
hundreds of birds taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and easily accessible
food. But then the birds started building nests in
the boards of the patio, above the table, and next
to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the
patio tile, the chairs, and the
table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned
mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me
even though I had fed them out of
my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous
and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and
screamed at all hours of the day and night and
demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back
porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in
three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their
mess and took down the many nests they had built
all over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like it used to
be...quiet, serene and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.
Now let's see...our government gives out free
food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and
free education and allows anyone born here to be
an
automatic citizen. Then the illegal's came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to
pay for free services; small apartments are
housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be
seen by an
emergency room doctor: your child's 2nd grade
class is behind other schools because over half
the class doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now
come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to
hear my bank
talk to me in English, and people waving flags
other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming
in the streets, demanding more rights and free
liberties.

Maybe it's time for the government to take down
the bird feeder.
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.. en Bush supporter!
Og så er det end ikke morsomt!!! Var det ikke vittigheder det her?
Min bror bor derovre. Han er invalid grundet alt det snavs de putter i maden, i vaskepulverne, i byggematerialerne, i elektronikken osv. Og folk er generelt ligeglade med snavset, fordi det nu en gang hedder sig, at det er billigste løsning.
Medicinen derovre er en sag for sig. Indtil for ganske nyligt (max 5 år) brugte man kviksølv til at konservere medicin. Kviksølvallergi? Glem det. Det står ikke i lærebogen (givetvis sponsoreret af medicinalindustrien), så det eksisterer ikke! Du har bare psykiske problemer!
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